Losowe angielskie dowcipy
The great escape! ->
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde. "I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette. "Yep," replied... [ca³y ->]
Lesbian Love ->
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.... [ca³y ->]
Using The Thermometer! ->
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove do... [ca³y ->]
I'm glad I'm a woman ->
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. A... [ca³y ->]
Looking forward to old age ->
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages. One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old. The 60 yo, started complaining. He said "I wish I could just piss all at on... [ca³y ->]
Mother In Law With Broom ->
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," he said to her, "are you going to clean house with it or fly away on it?"... [ca³y ->]
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit ->
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die, so naturally he start to scream. By chance a chic... [ca³y ->]
The infertile patient! ->
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place... [ca³y ->]
Nudist jokes! ->
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time. Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.... [ca³y ->]
Why We Appreciate Men ->
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments) 1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. (At least that's what his gir... [ca³y ->]
Viagra ->
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!... [ca³y ->]
Who's The Boss? ->
When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be the Boss. The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be Boss. The Legs argued that since they took the Man wherever he wanted to g... [ca³y ->]
The perfect woman! ->
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket toward... [ca³y ->]
Quick Ones! ->
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like! What is i... [ca³y ->]
The Perfect Gift! ->
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage. "This is Chet," he said, "and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs." Se... [ca³y ->]